What's the Name of that Tennis Game in IJ Again?

Riffing on an idea given by a regular on my Reddit readings. Pretty fun. 

Grass Addled Sonnet I

Ode to the bowl? I vermillion

    deities, too plenty to choose from. 

    Strain's a bum, I'll huff anyone,

don't you crave mistaking Eve 

from Adam? Casting lots 

    over who burgles best: raccoon

    or opossum, swaplifting's all in the 

wrist, buttercup. I can't make baseball 

any less dull, best own the tedium.

    I'm in it for the long haul. I jerk my

    circle's medium. Crystal ball appraising

shelf dust, kief monk dapper door attendant.

    I award accolades more than anyone. 

    Ratarch rhymes for psychonaut marmots.